he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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