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What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she peed on how many people?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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