The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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