Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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