Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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