So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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