I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm at about main and main street
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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