i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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