my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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