she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
