Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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