in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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