what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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