Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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