awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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