i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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