I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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