BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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