I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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