with your own penis?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Alive.
So much puke
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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