Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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