glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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