Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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