im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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