Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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