As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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