Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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