508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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