No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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