yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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