She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Shame - the story of my life.
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