That's when you crack a 10am beer
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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