well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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