I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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