the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
MIDGETS
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
