1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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