covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
