is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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