she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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