Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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