he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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