I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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