why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Princesses don't give blow jobs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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