The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
