going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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