He is an equal opportunity slut.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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