drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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