therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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