Dual....:-)
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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