Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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